— shylockgnomes: witch-lock: WELL THAT’S NOT...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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WELL THAT’S NOT WHAT WE BLOODY GOT THO ISN’T IT

WHAT WE GOT WAS SHERLOCK ASKING MYCROFT FOR A MOMENT 

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AND MYCROFT GIVING HIM THIS FACE LIKE “OH SHIT LITTLE BROTHER YOUR DOING THIS NOW???”

NOT TO MENTION THE SCRIPT DOESN’T MENTION THE ABSOLUTE AGONY AND TENSION OF THE ABORTED LOVE CONFESSION 

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NO MENTIONS OF LONGING GAZES AND BITTERSWEET SMILES IN THE TEXT BUT HELL IF THAT AINT WHAT WE SAW

AND THEN INSTEAD OF A “PROPER MANLY EMBRACEAS:DKFLKF:SDKF WHAT THE FUCK WE GET THEM SHAKING EACH OTHER’S HANDS ONLY IT’S NOT REALLY A HAND SHAKE THEY’RE JUST STANDING THERE HOLDING HANDS FOR A GOOD FIVE SECONDS

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AND SHERLOCK CERTAINLY DOESN’T GO FOR THE OL NO HOMO “OH IF WE MUST” HE INITIATES IT AND LOOKS LIKE HE DESPERATELY WANTS MORE BUT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SEEK IT

THEY CUT AN EMBRACE AND STILL WHAT MARTIN AND BEN GAVE US WAS MORE FRAUGHT WITH EMOTIONAL TENSION AND MELANCHOLY ROMANCE THAN THE SCRIPT

shylockgnomes

I fucking know. Stab me with a rusty spoon!

This thing is… it isn’t just them… someone directed that shit… someone shot it. It’s not just the boys… “tis so fucky.

Source: witch-lock