Dear Bee BEe Cee Compaints team!

Thx for clearing up that  THROUGH FOUR SERIES AND THIRTEEN EPISODES, SHERLOCK AND JOHN HAVE NEVER SHOWN ANY ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL INTEREST IN EACH OTHER. gotta admit, i used to be one of those delusional gays on the internet but now i know better. thx for the murder rapist who put the dog boy in the well btw, i feel beautifully represented

There’s just another tiny thing i’d like you to clear up for me if you have time:
When Mary Morstan (my fave character uwu) issued her epic Posthumous Self-Drag 2.0. extended version on DVD, as she was addressing Sherlock, she referred to an unknown third party as “the man we [Mary and Sherlock] both love”. Delusional and fucked up as I was, i initially thought she was referring to John Watson, on of the protagonists of the show. Obviously I was wrong. The most plausible theory in my honest gay opinion is that she was referring to the man we all love; the man everyone loves because loving him is mandatory - Dwayne Douglas Johnson, nicknamed “The Rock”. So I’m assuming that s5 will be all about Sherlock going to hell and back for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to prove his love for him. This is the only thing that makes sense to me regarding the narrative. I just wanna know if i’m wrong because i don’t want to delude myself for another 3-7 years.

Cheers babe,
me